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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Men Are Happier Creatures

So Why Are Men Happier?

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, they can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for all your relatives on December 24 in 30 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

Send this to the women in your life who can handle it, and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

I got this in an email from a friend and thought you might enjoy it. I know I did.

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5 Comments: 'Reach out and FISK someone'...

At 8:06 PM, Anonymous jennifer said...

How did you manage to find a picture of my husband!

Thanks for the laughs.

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At 3:21 AM, Anonymous RankinGeorge said...

even when you just cut and paste you do it with panache! another zinger right on the target!

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At 12:17 AM, Anonymous fisk said...

Thank you for your kind comments. It makes all the effort worthwhile.

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At 1:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually the picture looks more like my wife. But please keep that information between us. Ok?

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At 12:58 AM, Anonymous surefire said...

Jennifer and Anonymous. You both have my sincerest sympathies.

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