We're Not Worthy! Thanks to Guy Kawasaki's insightful comment that blogging isn't for "people who haven't done anything", I woke up this morning having one of those rare epiphany moments.
If you really want to be an A-list blogger, forget the analytics and don't sacrifice your self-respect like a dumb-ass groupie. Just get a job at a major computer corporation or write a book.
You may now kiss my royal you know what.
DEFINITION of A-List: "A" means anal retentive, and "List" stands for getting in line behind the rest of the slobbering suckers.