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Friday, February 24, 2006

You SUCK! Becoming an A-List Blogger

Guy Kawasaki is running a contest to come up with a caption for a cartoon about his:

"abhorrent" article that I wrote called "How to Suck Up to a Blogger." Is this fun or what? I think it's flattering to know that you're worth skewering!
Nice try Guy. First you put your foot in it and then try to spin it off as a joke. A classic PR stunt to save face if there ever was.

Well the joke is on you bud and so the FISK has taken up the challenge to "skewer" his good buddy Guy one more time. Here goes.

Headline:

Schwag won't cut it this time:

So Kiss my Royal...



Bloggers' Response (shouting in unison):

And while you're at it kiss mine too!

DEFINITION of A-List:

"A" stands for anal retentive, and "List" means getting in line behind the rest of the suckers.



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3 Comments: 'Reach out and FISK someone'...

At 5:16 PM, Anonymous angel eyes said...

Heh, you got my vote.

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At 7:14 PM, Anonymous eli said...

That is hilarious. You should win.

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At 12:56 AM, Anonymous sasha said...

Brilliant FISK! Somehow I don't think Kawasaki will be naming you the winner. But you get my vote.

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